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Friday, August 18, 2006 |
Tip for Living |
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies!
FACT: The Japanese eat relatively little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans.
FACT: The French eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans.
FACT: The Japanese drink relatively little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans.
FACT: The Italians drink generous amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans.
FACT: The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and other fatty foods and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. |
posted by Liddy Midnight @ 3:46 AM |
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6 Comments: |
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Hahahaha..screw that. I'd rather move to Europe.
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Funny, I've heard a variation of this somewhere and it's weird but theres gotta be something not right here.
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You're near the coast, aren't you, Princess? Start swimming east! You'll get to Europe sooner or later. LOL
What other languages do you speak? You could start practicing now!
Hugs, Liddy
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Dena, this is the only oen I've seen. Please let me know if you find the other - I'd like to compare them.
Hugs, Liddy
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Glad you enjoyed it, Cherie!
Hugs, Liddy
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Hey Liddy I looked through my out going mail and couldn'tfind it,sorry. I f it comes by me again I'll forward it along though.
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Hahahaha..screw that. I'd rather move to Europe.